April 14, 1957 – March , 2007
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
I’ve known my fair share of stand up comics, and a few of them are fairly well adjusted individuals, but I have met some doozies. People youneed to get away from. People so desperate for attention, just conversing with them is exhausting because you can actually see them frantically thinking of the next joke to tell, not even listening to anyone else. Exhausting.
I wasn’t familiar with Richard’s comedy, but he seemed pretty funny from whatI’ve seen on Youtube. I’m not going to link anything, because they always pull ’em down, and it makes my website look shittier, but go and have a peek and judge for yourself.Seems like he had quite a successfulcareer.
Richard lived way the hell up in the hills, on Crescent Heights. Views on that streetare spectacular. Nice on his side too, but not AS nice. I’m not sure he had a pool, but there is one being built there now.
At 9:30 a.m. on the 10th of March, Richard and Amy were lying in bed together, discussing their plans for the day ahead, andwhat to have for breakfast. She went downstairs to make the meal, and about 5 minutes later she heard a”popping” sound from upstairs.
She ran upstairs and found Richard on the bathroom floor. He had put a.38 to the roof of his mouth and pulled the trigger, and was nowlying in a pool of blood.
She called 911, and Richard was picked up “alive” and taken to Cedars Sinai where he was pronounced dead shortly after arrival, at 10:36.
What a difference an hour makes.
A week prior, Amy heard Richard talking to himself, and he said, “just squeeze thetrigger.” He had a history of schizophrenia and suffered from insomnia, paranoia, clinical depression and high blood pressure. And he scored a girlfriend. Musta been a helluva guy. Medicationsfound in his place include Ambien, Lexapro, Xanax, and Remeron.
He had checked into Cedars the previous December, complaining of suicidal depression. He mentioned he would like to”jump off a building.” He was admitted into a mental health center and eventually released.
He owned his home, so his executor petitioned his estate for the funds to keep the house going until his financial matters were settled. Apparently they are settled now, because the houseis empty and being completely renovated.
UPDATE SEPT ’08: Richard waseventually entombed. Death Hag MaryEllen and her son, DIT (Death Hag inTraining) Jack – found him and shot him a second time. Thanks, you two.
Richard’s family still maintain his officialwebsite.
You can acquire Jeni’s autopsy report and will atwww.celebritycollectables.com.
Thanks Ted and Harry.