The Death of Tammy Faye Bakker Messner

Tammy Faye
March 7, 1942- July 20, 2007
“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”

Tammy Faye Messner (formerly Bakker) was an unusual, kind, friendly and flawed woman who practiced what she preached:Love. 

Tammy did it all: she sang, she wrote, she preached, and Oh! The puppetry! Together with her college sweetheart Jim Bakker, they conquered all ofChristianity by being an integral part in creating religious television networksincluding The 700 Club and Trinity Broadcast Networks.Their magnum opus was conceiving their own evangelical network, The PTLClub (“Praise The Lord”).  The duo were adored by viewers, andTammy’s signature globs of heavy mascara that leaked down her eyes as if on cue- Ev. Er. Y.  night, well, that helped too.

The diminutive lady (4’11”)with the big heart became an enormous success.  She subscribed to the finer things thatshe yearned for while growing up. She also loved a good sale. (“I say, “OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.”)

The response to Tammy was so positive that The PTL Club pushed her tothe forefront and gave her a spin-off cooking/chat show called Tammy’s HouseParty.  On one episode, the gates of hell burst open andBeelzebub himself appeared.

What set Tammy apart (and pissed off the PTL brass),washer tolerant views on the gays.  She preached compassion for thosedying of the AIDS – unheard of in most of the television evangelicalword/world.  Tammy downright loved the gays.

In the mid 80s, PTL expanded their empire by building a religious-themed amusementpark called Heritage USA (with time-share condos).

Jim sinned.  Jesus wept.

Jim had an “encounter” with PTLClub secretary Jessica Hahn.  Jim paid Jessica to keep her damnpie-hole shut.  Hahn maintainsthat she was drugged and raped.  Bakker claimed the sex was consensual.  Hahnclaimed she heard Bakkerspeaking to another PTL Club employee saying something like, “Did you gether too?”  And the walls came tumbling down.   The scandalbroke.  Jim was sent weeping to prison for fraud and conspiracy.

The PTL Club went to shit.  

Tammy maintained that Jerry Falwell wanted to take the helm of their TV empireall along.  Fallwell referred to Jim Bakker as “thegreatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of churchhistory.”  …and that’s saying something.  Tammy alsoblamed Hahn for the sex scandal.

Tammy kept her faith and made frequent long drives alone from her home in Palm Springs to visit herfirst incarcerated hubby.  
Then… she divorced Jim and married RoeMessner – a Bakker family friend and PTL Club officer… who… waitfor it… spent over 2 years in prison for personalbankruptcy fraud. 

During a 1996 radio interview, the hostsurprised Tammy by patching through Jessica Hahn.  Tammy was shocked, andJessica reached out.  “Tammy, listen, I’d love to have peace,”she said, adding, “Tammy has been through hell and back.  Tammelaresponded, “You have too.  You’re right – it’s time to put the lidon.” If I were Tammy, I’d have waited until the show was over and jammed mymascara brush in the host’s eye. What a cunning stunt.  I have no doubtthey thought it was “good radio.”

In 1996, Tammy Faye wrote her autobiography Tammy:Telling it My Way, and teamed up with flamboyant and openly gay sitcom star Jim J. Bullock(honestly, how can you lisp the word “the”?) for a short-lived daytime talk showJim J and Tammy Faye.  

Tammy then began an 11-year struggle with colon cancer.  She had beenbleeding for a year before she had the nerve to see a doctor.  (Don’twait!  GO! GO! GO!)  They found a cancerous tumor on her colon. The colon cancer went into remission, but then she was diagnosed with lungcancer.  “I’ve won round one, and The Lord’s in my corner!”

During her remissions Tammy spoofed her bigger than life cosmetic style by playingMimi’s mother on The Drew Carey Show twice. Tammy knew the joke, understood it and embraced it.

Tammilio was the subject of a documentary entitled The Eyes of Tammy Faye (1999) and a follow-up film entitled Tammy Faye: Death Defying (2004) which focused on her recurring battle with cancers. The Eyes of Tammy Faye was fascinating.  Tammy collected eye-glasses of thedeceased.  She thought that by looking through the glasses that theylooked through, she couldsense their soul.  “When my mom died, I got hers and they’re veryprecious to me.  I like to put them on and think, ‘you know, momma lookedthrough these.’ “

In 2003 Tammerino did a live concert in downtown Los Angeles.  My friendMark Melville asked me along, and I was well up for it.  Tammy did notdisappoint.  When the music began from the stage, Tammzilla surprised us andentered from the back of the theater.  Everyone applauded, and she startedsinging.  Then she (and we) realized that her microphone didn’t work… andwasn’t going to.  She continued singing as loud as she could, clearlymortified, but smiling… all the way down the aisle.  I give her a lot ofcredit for that.  I’ll admit, the novely of seeing her live wore off prettyquickly.  Tammacita had an innocence to her, but the squeaky-voiced puppetshow prompted a trip to the men’s room… where… her husband was sellingTammy’s books and records.  In the men’s room.  Yes.

Tammatalia remained positive and held onto her faith through her 2004appearance on the reality TV show The Surreal Life.  She won a newbatch of fans and remained true to her modest self by not joining thecast on a trip to a titty bar.  Tamminsky also established a close bondwith pornstar Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy. 

Tammalamadingdong wrote her 2nd book I WillSurvive – And You WillToo!  On the book tour, Tammy greeted fans with warmth and referred to the adults who grew up watching her on 70s and 80s TV as”my kids.” 

Before her death, she publicly forgave Jerry Falwell for his tactics from 20 years earlier – and appeared on Larry King Live one last time on July 19, 2007 to tell fans how much she loved them and appreciated their letters, emails and prayers.

“I’d like to say that I genuinely love you, and I genuinely care, and I genuinely want to see you in heaven someday. 
I want you to find peace. I want you to find joy.”

She died the next day.

The Tammy died peacefully in hospice care at home at 4 a.m., July 20, 2007. Her husband Roe was at her side. 
She was 65 years old.

Photo by Daniel Loomis

Messner told Larry King a month later about his wife’s final hours:

Well, about a quarter till 4:00 Tammy said she was hungry, and so we put her in the wheelchair, took her out to the kitchen, and she wanted to eat some Frosted Flakes, and so we made her a bowl of Frosted Flakes, and she tried to eat them and she couldn’t eat them and she loved peanut butter, and she said, Roe, take a spoon and give me some peanut butter. She loved to take it just out of the jar, you know, and so she tried to eat some peanut butter and she couldn’t swallow it, and so we took her back to the bedroom and she laid down, and in just a matter of two or three minutes she died. She just … She sort of gasped for breath one time and then she was gone. 

Her final words: “I’m in the hands of Jesus.” 

Her children Jim Jr. and Tammy Sue arrived at 11:30 a.m. and she was cremated around noon. A family service was held the next morning July 21, 2007. Her remains were buried in the Messner family plot in Waldron, Kansas. 

Tammy’s Death Bed

Memorials were held in Atlanta and Palm Springs. You can buy a DVD of her Atlanta Memorial service at her website.

Jessica Hahn became a celebrity.  She gotjacked up with tits and slutty makeup, posed nude and hung out with Stern andKinison.  I don’t know what she’s up to nowadays, but she was on TheView recently and gave Barbara Walters a tiny smack-down, to which the Babssmacked back.  Jessica Hahn became thelongtime companion of the co-creator of Married… With Children, Ron Leavitt – wholeft her a nest egg after his 2008 death from lung cancer at age sixty.  Jessicais now sporting the Tina Louise look.

Following the The Bible’s teachings, Jim Bakkerremarried, had plastic surgery, and started another Christianthingy.

  

 

Make a cake – Tammy’s cake.

Wanna see her mailbox?

Photo by Daniel Loomis

This story was lovingly provided by MarkLanglois – a Death Hag Saint.  Thank you to Death Hag Daniel Loomis forsnaring the pictures of The Tam Home.

Update February 2015: The much loved Tammy FayeBakker’s grave has become a tourist attraction, and why shouldn’t it?

My brother Rick Michaels tipped this terrificnews story.

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